My biggest regret ever is not holding your hand tighter. If I had done that, you wouldn’t be gone by now. I’m sorry I could’t save you. My heart still breaks when your voice echoes in my mind: “Save me, Barry!”. That was the last thing you said to me. I’ve always loved you, even when you called me a pervert.
After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her Husband used a dildo on her the entire time. Angry, she stormed into the living room while he was watching tv with the kids and said : “EXPLAIN THE DILDO YOU BASTARD!”, THE Husband calmly turned to her and said “Explain the kids bitch”