February 2011
Anonymous asked: You have a really awesome url.
I can out eat you.
jpegjon:
backtalkk:
Reblog if you read that wrong.
January 2011
Damn Thats Whack: How to Succeed in Heads Up Seven... →
damnthatswhack:
Tips for the thumb-presser:
It’s all about the mind games.
If you are a petite little girl, poke as if you are a big burly man to leave the victim in a state of confusion.
If you are approaching from the left press thumb to the right (vice versa) because more mind games = greater chances…
Watchfuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
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MISFITS 1x06
‘We were so beautiful!’
Submitted by trulylovely
Follow Now | Get Wasted
LIKE A G6 VS. KIDS
maryanimay:
ronaldoweasley:
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Did you know that the word "Nemo" in Latin means...
iluvonedirection:
MIND. FUCKING. BLOW.
SOOOOOO, ITS FINDING LOST…?
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"SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT, WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE"
ooglygoogly:
YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY POPSICLE
^
has anyone ever notcied that on tumblr the l...
lazyslacker:
O_O
Tumb-one-r Tumboner
c2thev:
BIK BOOTY BISHES
2 Dozen Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
~*~ HEAVEN ~*~
I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to...
coffeeandhungerpains:
THAT SONG SERIOUSLY CAME TO MIND BEFORE I READ THE HUNS PART!
Anonymous asked: omg what even don't hate i love hot sauce that aint even funny who do you think you are what. god.
Baby Got Back
Me: I like big butts and I cannot lie
You otha brothas can't deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in your face you get spurng
Corey: Oh damnnn
Me: Wanna pull out your tough
Cus you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep down in the jeans she's wearin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'
Corey: Hahahahahahaha
Me: Oh baby, I wanna get with ya
and take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes m-m-me so hornyy
Corey: Mmhmmmm
Me: Oh rump-o-smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well use me, use me
Cus you ain't that average groupie
Corey: Ya
Me: I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
Corey: hahahahahah
Me: I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flatt butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him
That she gotta pack much back
So fellas! Fellas!
Has your girlfriend got the butt?
Corey: Yes she does
Me: Tell em to shake it! Shake it! Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back!
Corey: Shake it!
[--and after I didn't reply for a little--]
Corey: ????
toukyou asked: you're funny ! (: ♥
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