Somewhere there is another girl prettier than you,...
-inspired: xlilkellyx:(via thissurrenderisntweakness, cravingformore)
Today in 6th hour Parth mentioned getting a blow job and how it wasn’t free. I wasn’t paying attention, so I didn’t realize what he had said. I was thinking about donuts and getting something at Sugar Sister’s after school so I pulled out my money. Alec then started laughing at the fact that Parth said that he “paid someone for a blowjob” and that right...
I really like wearing cardigans and whatnot, but for some reason I never wear them. Time to start..
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to...– Facebook, 20 Chuck Norris Facts You Probably Didn’t Know
I realized something,
Your greatest achievement could have easily become your biggest failure.
I hate sneezing when I'm on my period. Girls, you...
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I'm a ball saver.
I went golfing with Logan and Griffin earlier. I was their caddy apparently >.> So they hit some really really bad hits and Logan couldn’t find his ball, so I went and got it and then here’s what happened… Me: Hey Logan, I found it. Logan: No way. Nuh uh. Oh my God, Amy. You’re a ball saver. -both of us chuckles Logan: Hey Griffin!! Amy’s a ball saver!! ...
You are my hero. Thank you for making tumblr. >:D
I just saw a bus #6699 its a 69 inside a 69 ROFLMFAO– Jake Ewart
I had a dream about salt.
Table salt. Because of that stupid video we watched in science yesterday. Science, 7th hour, Jenney: So Alec, Jake, and I have been trying to get Nikhil and Krisha to sit together for a while (Sorry Krisha XD). In order to do that, Alec sat by me, Jake sat by Parth, and Damion and Kyle sat together. So the only spot left was with him (either that or next to Alec W and Emma.) Not a very good...
Lacrosse is basically like Quidditch.
Alec’s jizz face. Krisha recorded it, I’m sure you can hear her yelling at him to do it, lol. January 25, 2010 12:42 PM 5th hour Lavacek
I’m not feeling so well anymore. My temperature’s been pretty low, lower than the average human temperature. I’ve been feeling like I need to throw up every second. I threw up in second hour today. Something is wrong with me. Oh well, it doesn’t matter. I can suck it up. Math makes me angry. All I’ve been thinking about was this stupid math problem. I need help with...
Aren't you proud of me?
I’m eating a muffin WITHOUT a fork. :)
At least my crap is fun.– Stephanie Pham
Chris Brown choked Jordan Sparks through the entire song. She couldn’t...– GloZellGreen
Who are we up against?
On Monday? I have no clue. 4x2 Purple: Me (I’m starting :O) Sara Krisha Morgan (Anchor!!) We have a perty good team. And then one more meet until Divisions. I highly doubt that I’ll make it into divisions. Heh, I’d bet like 10 dollars.
With a 91.4 body temperature, you can call me...
I had a good day. And then I got pissed off. And now I’m freezing. And I’m kind of hungry, but I just ate. …
xolifeintechnicolor: it looks like it’s pronounced bah-log-nah but it’s buh-lo-nee. it’s so weird. Bologna is pronounced “bah-log-nah” when you’re talking about the city…
You're a wolf
FIVE things you wish you could say to FIVE different people right now: I love you. Dude, you’re awesome. Where’s the food?? Quit complaining. You’re so annoying. TEN things about yourself: I’m short. I like food. My tummy is faat. I can’t live without music. Surprisingly, I’m on the track team I am constantly being physically hurt. I procrastinate...
Ranted on my private tumblr. You can read it if you’d like, just don’t bother me about it. Ask for the password if you’d like.
10 ways to love
1.Listen without interrupting. (Proverbs 18) 2.Speak without accusing. (James 1:19) 3.Give without sparing. (Proverbs 21:26) 4.Pray without ceasing. (Colossians 1:9) 5.Answer without arguing. (Proverbs 17:1) 6.Share without pretending. (Ephesians 4:15) 7.Enjoy without complaint. (Philippians 2:14) 8.Trust without wavering. (Corinthians 13:7) 9.Forgive without punishing. (Colossians 3:13)...
Dr. Laycock seduces puppies.
I love how seriously I take people. -.- “It’s not like you’re stupid or anything, you just trust people.” Yeah. I know majority of the time when you’re using sarcasm, but hey. Give me a break. Don’t call me stupid for not realizing that you aren’t being serious. Gosh, sorry. Kay? < end of mini-rant > I was really hyper this morning. I went to IHOP...
4x2 4x1 We can do this, GO RAMS.
Today wasn’t a very good day for me. First off, I had to wake up early for Full Orchestra. Dr. Laycock was so weird… Logan and I were cracking up at his stupidity. Ha. I notice that I’ve been pretty quiet lately, too. & then at track I hurt my ankle…again. :(
Was awful. Oh, how I was unstable. & then at our track meet, in which the girls won (only by 10!), it was freezing cold. I swore I was catching hypothermia. I was even cold the next morning when I awakened, and I wore 4 pairs of sweats. I’m still a little bit sore, but I’ll suck it up.
4x2 Medley 4x1
I don’t like Taylor Swift. So what? Get over it. I’m not you, don’t expect me to like someone I don’t.