May 2013
involvingmeinvolvingyou:
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
feverfawn:
“Sometimes, I feel like ripping apart my skin, and searching for a reason for why I feel this empty. Maybe my veins are tangled, or something is lodged in my ribcage. Because it feels like something inside of me is missing or broken.”
— Unknown
kellyykao:
katear:
i-fuck-nuns:
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dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
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alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
vacants:
you’re so hot come here so I can drug you I mean hug you
demoncolbert:
i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come...
harryflack:
remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold
